Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition:
	
Homer:
	"D'oh!" --2 sips if it's not Homer
	eats donuts
	drools
	has an erection
	
Lisa:
	mentions humanity
	participates in another dike feminist cause
	plays the sax --2 sips if one sings with her playing
 
Bart:
	makes crank phone call --2 sips if someone dies from prank
	goes to france --2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan
 
Grandpa Simpson:
	complains
	writes a complaint letter --3 sips
	
Marge:
	hair casts a giant shadow
	kisses Homer
	growls at Homer
	douches
 
Marge's sisters:
	are in a scene --3 sips if they are separated
	smoke --2 sips if they shootup
 
Flanders:
	mention God  --5 sips if they convert to Islam
	
Itchy and Scratchy:
	are in a scene 
	one of them dies --10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy
	their theme song is played
Maggie:
	falls down
	says something in a flash forward
	urinates and excrements	in her tight silk panties
	
one sip for the following:
	a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.
	a life in hell type character is shown
	someone talks to God or Allah
	CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern