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"He's too snore-y and stinky, they don't want to ever get into bed with him."- on her daughters' refusal to crawl into bed in the morning with her husband Barack |
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"Don't tase me, bro!"- to police officers just before being tasered for resisting arrest after asking too many annoying questions at a John Kerry event |
"You know what you can do with all respect? You can combine how I deal with cancer with how I deal with the White House press corps. Because they're both insidious, invasive. They both have to be wiped out."- Advising former press secretary Tony Snow
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"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." |
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." |
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"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." "See, Barack's been talking down to black people on this faith-based...I want to cut his nuts off." |
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